but things have changed, now i’ve got rent to pay
and if i could avoid it, you know i would
but that job at tower records looks pretty good

and even a punk needs a paycheck
all the records by DK won’t change a thing
and even a punk needs a paycheck
“can i help you find the new single by nsync

that’s why this punk is always drunk
so he can forget where the money comes from
i’m like “fuck you all” but i work at the mall
it’s not how high you climb but how far you fall

one day you’ll wake up in my shoes
you know doc martens don’t grow on trees
“thank you for calling blockbuster –
rent five adam sandler movies and get the sixth one free"

back in the day my mom would pay
for all of my suburban rage
but now i’m broke and the biggest joke
is that i thought it’d be any other way

not everyone can be ian mckaye
“for a quarter more you can supersize
would ya’ be interested in that today?”