my orgasm junkie roommate's boyfriend has been in town this last week, and they've been thoroughly fucking their brains out most of the time. on sunday they went to church. that is, he went, and she tagged along, having never been to a catholic mass before.

so he's definitely catholic. goes to church on sunday even when he's in fat city.

but like, what the fuck? he's breaking this catholic rule, and all he has to do is go to church once a week and it's all okay?

then what, may i ask, is the point of having a rule?

it's one thing if you wantonly go against the grain, knowing full well you can't back out, but what's this shit about having rules that are okay to break as long as you confess? does this work with rape? or murder? if i'm catholic and i tell a priest i fucked up and killed two people while driving drunk, am i off the hook?

can i break some rules, but not others?

funny thing: this boyfriend guy doesn't swear, either. are catholics allowed only one vice? what if that vice is dealing crack to eight year olds?

somebody please give this ignorant jew a hand.