being single means you can shit with the door open.

being in a relationship means that you spend your money on renting movies together and ordering pizzas.

being single means spending money on breath mints and condoms.

being in a relationship means learning how to understand a woman.

being single means learning how to take off her bra one-handed.

being in a relationship means wondering what the hell she's doing with you.

being single means wondering what the hell she's doing with him.

which would you rather be?