i write in lower case because my pinky fingers were bitten off by an alligator the last time i went on a swamp tour, and i have no convenient way to reach the "shift" keys anymore.

ok, so that's a lie. but it was more interesting than the truth, which is that my shift keys stick and when i use them, EVERYTHING ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE THIS>

sometimes the answers are simpler than the questions. remember that.