myth 1: despite their historical presentation as fun-loving, warm, and receptive to new ideas, hippies are actually closed-minded and shallow.

fact: hippies are very open-minded as long as you share their point of view.

myth 2: organic toothpaste is a good idea, and tastes better than fake toothpaste.

fact: organic toothpaste belongs on a bagel, not on a toothbrush.

myth 3: the best way to start a hungover morning and forget about your worries is to go hike up a mountain.

fact: if you believe this, you're a fucking moron.

myth 4: colorado is nothing like south park, and coloradans resent the mockery.

fact: colorado is everything like south park, and coloradans resent the mockery, because they know it's true.

myth 5: colorado is a safe, friendly environment where a person can live without fear or hesitation.

fact: colorado can burst into flames at any moment.

boulder: a fun place to visit, but you don't want to shop there.