i AM a suspicious looking character, and i automatically presume everybody is guilty of some kind of treachery.

strange things are afoot at the circle k, ted. i understand that the powers that be felt the need to be on their toes for the fourth of july, but seriously. these people hate us, they're not stupid.

why on earth would they pick a date that has meaning to US for their nationwide blitzkrieg? isn't that a little obvious? does it bear repeating? THEY HATE US! are we so drunk on our own hubris that we really believe they would stroke our egos so wantonly by delivering themselves right into our hands on a day when we felt the need to tighten the noose?

as much as we'd like to think so, we are not dealing with morons here. these are intelligent people who managed to jack not one, not two, not even three, but four commercial jetliners and score hits with three of them. they're a little smarter than that. can you really see them sitting around the living room going "oh, stupid americans! let us attack them again on the day they celebrate their wretched, satanic independence!"

aside from the fact that it's my grandmother's birthday, what was significant about september 11? just another day in the life, no different from any other. the perfect cover, get it?

and now we think they're dumb enough to launch more attacks on our holidays? just rule that out entirely. their victory will be that much more satisfying if they get us AFTER we laud ourselves for our freedom.

holidays are probably when we're safest. this governmental ass-covering is just a smokescreen for the real problem:

nobody knows shit.