i craved answers. any answers would do.

sitting in the back court of the student union at boston university, i saw a happy loving couple take their seats at a remote table and commence being cute. when the boy got up to go get food, i decided to get to the bottom of things.

i told the girl that i was conducting a survey for boston university's daily free press, and all answers would be anonymous.

me: how long have the two of you been together?

her: two years.

me: and what is your favorite part of sex with him?

her: afterwards.

later, when she excused herself to go to the bathroom, i returned to the table to ask him the same questions.

me: how long have the two of you been going out?

him: i'm not sure. awhile. maybe a year and a half? two? i'm not sure.

me: what's your favorite part of sex with her?

him: (pause for thought) coming on her tits.

ah, l'amour!