* my roommate was talking to somebody about me and chris. When they asked “what do they do?” amalia replied “Chris? He goes to school, and he works at the art museum, and he’s in the army. He watches a lot of movies.” “What does seth do?” “Well, he does drugs, and he works at a video store.” I don’t know what’s more disconcerting—that she described us accurately or that she described us accurately using so few words.

* don't you love it when guys think they can speak for the entire male population?

* therapist, noun: someone you pay to do the thinking for you.

* they say that you can get addicted to chiropractice. and people think i have bad habits.

so many americans, so few dreams.